Monday, June 28, 2010

Chuck Norris

We have recently noticed that facebook has been obsessed with Chuck Norris jokes, well we decided that we wanted to be cool to and have our own! So read up and have a laugh or two. These are completely original and made by us!
jaq & ele

1. They don’t put the peanut in the m&m, Chuck Norris punches it in
2. In the second coming, it wont be jesus, it'll be Chuck Norris
3. The jews aren’t waiting for the messiah, they are waiting for Chuck Norris to convert to Judaism
4. Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin, its descendants are now called giraffes
5. Chuck Norris pulls open push doors
6. Chuck Norris doesn’t hit on girls, he punches them
7. When Uncle Sam says I want you, he really just wants Chuck Norris
8. Chuck Norris can put tooth paste back in the tube
9. Chuck Norris never sleeps, he justs rests his eyes
10. The ice berg didn’t sink the titanic, it was Chuck Norris’ fist
11. Chuck Norris is Spartacus
12. Love was never the destination, it was Chuck Norris
13. Chuck Norris is a Mac and a PC
14. Dante wrote Inferno after experiencing Chuck Norris for a day
15. If you ever rubbed a magic lamp, Chuck Norris would be your genie
16. Chuck Norris’ hair is made of fire
17. Chuck Norris uses numchucks to floss his teeth
18. Chuck Norris can ask for trick or treat all year long
19. Chuck Norris picked the Dalhi Lama
20. When chuck Norris calls you, it isn’t a ringtone it’s a punch
21. Before chuck Norris was even born, he could already walk
22. Chuck Norris CAN read lady Gaga’s poker face
23. If a tsunami came towards Chuck Norris, it would turn back
24. Chuck Norris drinks Listerine
25. To go to sleep, sheep count Chuck Norris
26. For chuck Norris, the sky is not the limit
27. God asked once for Chuck Norris’ opinion, the second time he got punched
28. Chuck Norris can never steal because everything is his
29. Fabio wished he was Chuck Norris
30. Chuck Norris’ house is the happiest place on earth
31. At the right hand of the Lord is Chuck Norris
32. Chuck Norris was the first to used falcon punch
33. Chuck Norris is the next big thing after slice bread
34. Chuck Norris doesn’t need a mattress, he has his muscles

Sunday, June 27, 2010

The First Day of the Rest of Our Lives

We wanted to kick off our summer with adventure, but it wasn't the normal things kids our age would do. It was mainly to celebrate Elena's birthday but Nicky and I also had fun without confessing aloud. It was all a surprise for our crazy friend and we first surprised her by showing up at her house. The first stop was at Ikea for some delicious swedish meatballs. (You probably didn't even know there was food there. ) It was pretty early but yet so many people were there to explore the wonderful flavors of the meatballs and lingonberry sauce. Next, we went to go see the movie Get Him to the Greek which starred Elena's favorite man in the entire universe, RUSSELL BRAND. We got there a little to early so we decided to go into a book store. This was my favorite part of the day! We tried to be serious and respectful but we ended in the Romance Novel Section, which destroyed all attempts. Being so fascinated by these books we preceded to take pictures with our favorite covers! The hour finally came for the movie and we were entertained the whole time! The last thing we did was take a stroll into Downtown LA to go see the Dodgers. At this point Elena almost cried because she loves her friends soooo much! Luckily, the Dodgers won so we decided to celebrate at the Pantry! (which is AMAZING). Breakfast at 12 midnight never tasted so good. It was a savory end to our day!


Saturday, June 26, 2010


this is a new thing for elena and i so bear with our cheesiness and slowness. today was an adventure and we never gave up. we had a photo shoot but it was not easy.
here is a sneak peak of what will be later posted.


Thursday, June 24, 2010

Bienvenidos/ Bienvenue!

Hola! This our very first entry on our new blog. We are two best friends, Jackie and Elena, that travel, eat and indulge in fashion. This blog will be dedicated to each and every one of those activities to it's fullest. We're from the amazing city of Los Angeles and we take advantage of what it offers. We're crazy kids and we're never gonna stop, goddammit! So, keep posted and grow with us on this little journey of ours.

jaq&ele <3>